someone: why do u joke about dying so much
me: because they’re not jokes, i’m literally always suicidal and my life isn’t worth living
someone: …………..
me: *finger guns*
(via daddyfuckedme)
make america again. just make it again. let’s start over completely. we had a good run but it’s time to hit the reset button and try again
some thoughts for america 2.0:
- national anthem is gasolina
- no founding fathers whatsoever but maybe we give dwayne the rock johnson a mountain statue or two
- let’s do way, way less genocide this time. im thinking definitely like 0% of the genocide from the last time, that seems good
- maybe more holidays about dogs
(via wilddeergirl)
Susie, do you know anything about… witches?
when u accidentally take a 4 hour depression nap
(via daddyfuckedme)